Archive for December, 2006

Let it snow let it snow let it snow

Thursday, December 21st, 2006

We awakened to a lovely dusting of snow

Why we put an angel on top of the Christmas Tree

Thursday, December 21st, 2006
One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip, but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.
Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.

So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said, very cheerfully, “Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn’t it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?”

Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

Uh oh, tough week ahead?

Thursday, December 7th, 2006

My weekly horoscope, according to Brezny:  http://www.freewillastrology.com/
Does anyone have to go to the bathroom, get a drink, or take some Advil? Are there any nagging little concerns that need attending to? I urge you to take care of these or any other matters of personal comfort before we plunge into this assembling-jigsaw-puzzles-while-riding-on-a-rollercoaster kind of week, this swimming-the-backstroke-through-the-churning-waters-of-the-tunnel-of-love-while-wearing-a-medieval-knight’s-helmet-and-your-sexiest-underwear kind of week, this everyone-for-himself-but-we’re-all-in-this-together kind of week.

Apparently time for me to go shopping for underwear and medieval helmet. Egad. Wish me well. 

The House is home!

Sunday, December 3rd, 2006

A crew arrived to set the house together on the foundation.  It was one of the windiest days we have had all year but they were determined to get the job done.

First half of the house:

Here is a picture of half the house set, and the second half being pulled in.

Closer…..closer…..

Almost there…..

Together at last.  Now just waiting for all the hook-ups.